Anonymous: You're so hot it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns

tortillah:

-Sophie


whichversionofyou:

insonniac:

I’m gonna kick this kid’s ass

my auntie is headteacher at the school that this kid goes to and apparently he asked to receive some sort of medal or something in assembly for this

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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9 minutes ago · 177,197 notes

youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

9 minutes ago · 232,555 notes

chickenuqqet:

when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend

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46 minutes ago · 222,026 notes

jackanthonyfernandez:

Omg

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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1 hour ago · 15,301 notes

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother
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