homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

5 hours ago · 234,151 notes

chemicalcommitment:

Someone should make this a thing

I would buy this thing

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

  • image

6 hours ago · 84,514 notes

bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

6 hours ago · 356,344 notes

online:

When somebody eats my leftovers
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

ohgod-im-happy:

mikewouldknow:

ohgod-im-happy:

I need someone to kiss me now it’s an emergency

why

my blood sugars dropping and I need some sugar

16 hours ago · 260 notes

hoodrat-gutterpigeon:

fuckingcockstar:

I got suspended today for beating up a girl who bullied me for years. My mom said she’s never been more proud

*applauds* 

17 hours ago · 48,645 notes

frantzofanon:

大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)

3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

18 hours ago · 366,725 notes

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