calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

22 hours ago · 150,850 notes

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

22 hours ago · 703,342 notes

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

23 hours ago · 323,672 notes

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

23 hours ago · 893,210 notes

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

23 hours ago · 158,439 notes

j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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1 day ago · 55,929 notes

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potatognut:

Please explain why i look like a jealous mistress at my own father’s wedding..?
clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 
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